Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

  • Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
  • Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
  • shellfish-machiness:

    You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city


    a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable



This is how a happy baby elephant looks like


    me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

    clock: 8:00

    me: *pretends i didn’t see*


We Heart It.

i followed these guys around for 30 minutes trying to get this photo