howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

littlealienproducts:

Black Hair Bow // $5
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nudit:

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution